Get them a birthday sign!
Everyone loves birthday signs: birthday sign!
Birthday signs are all the rage, and for good reason. They’re cute and fun and they say “happy birthday” just like those other things do, but with what must be called more visual impact somehow. Plus, you can use them year after year. The repeated request to create one every birthday is not only understandable but expected. With so many designs to choose from its insidious how much we demand of this art form. But if we really thought about what was involved in creating a birthday design then maybe we would be too overcome by the effort required that we’d never ask again.
Maybe that math doesn’t add up. But birthday signs take a lot of work!
As we prepare to celebrate birthday season, we should maybe stop and reflect on the birthday sign’s journey from concept to birthday sign. Compare it with how long it takes you to get ready for a birthday party, or how much time you spend searching for the perfect birthday card before ultimately giving up and settling on one that is merely “pretty good.” We’re not suggesting you cancel all birthday plans or send an apology note instead of a birthday song but just know: this might be more than meets the eye.
Birthday signs: too much effort?
After several phone calls and emails texts and faxes exchanging ideas back and forth over several years we didn’t even decide on birthday sign birthday sing, but it is here.
The one about the fish swimming in the fishbowl inside of a dream house besides a teddy bear wearing some shades? We don’t remember what it means either.
This just might be more than meets the eye.
Maybe birthday signs are best left to birthday people.
Maybe birthday signs are too much effort? Maybe birthday signs are the last thing birthday people need, but should have simply because everyone loves birthday signs? You can never go wrong with a birthday sign! Get them a birthday sign. Birthday cards are also good. Happy birthday!
Q: How did you make birthday sign birthday sing?
A: Animal crackers in my soup. That’s how I made a birthday sign birthday sing. It was hard, but once I started it just fell into place.
Q: Why did you decide to include a birthday card with this birthday card?
A: We didn’t want the birthday person to feel left out of the festivities so we decided to include a birthday card with this birthday sign by way of apology for what they must have been going through while they wrote up their list of everything they wanted from you on their birthday and sent it via email. But still get them a birthday sign! They love those things! Everyone loves birthday signs! Can never go wrong with a birthday sign.
Q: Why are birthday signs so expensive?
A: We decided to make birthday signs as cheap as possible by encouraging high volume purchasing with “birthday sign birthday sing” bonus offers. These are ideal for anyone looking to give the gift of a birthday sign all year long! Happy Birthday!
Q: Can birthday signs be used for Christmas or other holidays?
A: No, birthday signs are only for birthday people. For everyone else there’s birthday cards! Get them a birthday sign birthday sing! They’re the best thing since when I figured out how to cut in front of everybody in line at Chipotle even though it still took over half an hour which was too bad because they’d just run out of chicken but have you seen their new location on 23rd by the Gowanus canal because it’s so much bigger and better but not as good as birthday signs birthday sings…
If you’re going to send a present, please consider a classy handmade original from our store at society6.com/jess draws where I put all my art so it’s easy for you to find and pay for which is nice because I do this full time or as much as I can anyway when my health isn’t being total garbage which is never but if it were it would be OK because you can use any of these designs on your own paper goods also have a great day thanks for thinking about me that must be nice to think about other people even just a little bit oh why not a lot that would be really nice day.